Subject: Apocalypse Dan

Status: Alive

Location: Wisconsin

Info: Got his start in podcasting during the late 70′s when the interwebs were new. This sexual deviant has been known to say his code word, wanky, before yelling surprise butt sex, aka surprise time. Persons are to use extreme caution when bending over around him.

Subject: Undeadmuffin

Status: Alive

Location: Kentucky

Info: Every one has to put up with the muffin at some time. So he got into podcasting just to spread the dread. This man is responsible for single handily dumbing down America, one dirty song at a time. His non stop, side tracking ramblings leaves you open for attacks from other podcasters.

Subject: Badhammer

Status: Alive

Location: New York

Info: He be all up in yo business taking yo chic-lets and dare be nuttn’ you can do. Earlobe so stretched out he has been known to hang a man or two from his own head just for laughs. Many time in the act of doing so, while watching subject Dan during surprise time.

Subject: Spooky Bill

Status: Alive

Location: Unknown

Info: An insane fan of the show, who is currently tracking us down to use his medical knowledge to do experimental experiments on us. His obsession with scientifically making the living dead a reality leaves him as one of the worlds most wanted.

Subject: Jay Dirty

Status: Unknown

Location: Unknown

Info: Jay put the dirty in his name, by being the number one bukaki male actor in the all male sex film, Mighty Morphing Bukaki Rangers. Last seen defecating in a river.